sadrien-depreste:

the-addiction-of-you:

no-lives-matter-that-much:

mostlycatsmostly:

voodythevainglorious:

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

Another cat

many oranges

newromaantics:

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

bagelbarton:

dovelani:

which one are u

What do I do if I only know astrology ?

whereasi-thehobgoblin:

the new set photos inspired me

salty-blue-mage:

sapphicsvoltron:

leander-ligo:

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

“I like your shoelaces”

(Source: kruel-kid)

catchymemes:

just a dude & his skateboard

garashirs:

garashirs:

you know what i miss??? sand animals

would you accept these soft, funky little dudes into your heart?

marxistbarbie:

lolita-princess:

blottsandquill:

conan-doyles-carnations:

‘In 1778, two Irish gentlewomen put on men’s clothing and ran away together.  Lady Eleanor Butler had received several offers of marriage but was determined to share her life with her friend Sarah Ponsonby. […] They spent the rest of their lives in a black and white house called Plas Newydd outside Llangollen, cultivating their garden, improving their minds and filling the house with clocks, cabinets and “whirligigs of every shape and hue”.  [They also had] a little dog called Sapho.’

“Friend”

They literally named their dog Sapho

just 18th century gals being pals

jarillian:

Got her.

mamapluto:

charlesoberonn:

rushingrullett:

charlesoberonn:

authentic-replica:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

erinye:

charlesoberonn:

old-manrupee:

charlesoberonn:

danisstupid:

charlesoberonn:

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

Without further ado, and over a year in the making:

The final draft of the script

@charlesoberonn You should turn that into a book, comic book, or movie!! Map out a plan, then put it on kickstarter. I’d definitely back you.

You can back me up on Patreon!

I thought the OP was a parody but I guess… not…

It was a parody, it became real.

Please tell me there’s a Howard the duck reference in there somewhere

gahdamnpunk:

I SEE NO LIES

floralgoddex:

straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?

me: today in yoga class our instructor said “this exercise is about being straight” and i immediately said “i’ve never been good at that” and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you

arsuf:

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